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dontlose-hope:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

universalhermit:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i am the adult supervision

*looks at sink counter*
Is that…

I FUCKED U P

every time i post a selfie now



it was one time

dontlose-hope:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

universalhermit:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i am the adult supervision

*looks at sink counter*

Is that…

I FUCKED U P

every time i post a selfie now

it was one time

disneyismyescape:

monorailsandmagic:

So at the end of the Frozen Sing-Along Elsa was belting that high note like she does but then to her misfortune a paper snowflake landed right in her mouth. I was laughing so hard. Then when I saw that I actually captured photos of the occasion I started laughing even harder omg

omg 

monochromepanda:

liveeverything:

How to Avoid Feelings: a lesson by Pooh

ohmywrimo:

#whoever wrote this line needs a fucking medal

punk-popsicle:

reblog if you survived the pluto hiatus 2006-2014

what she says: im fine
what she means: sirius black died and there was never time to mourn him and i am continually haunted by the veil he fell through
fuckyeah-nerdery:

interskeletalspookyfly:

thelilnan:

darylfranz:

【画像】 カニvsワニ! カニの勝利! - ゴールデンタイムズ

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless

"shh"

What do we say to Death?
Not today.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

interskeletalspookyfly:

thelilnan:

darylfranz:

【画像】 カニvsワニ! カニの勝利! - ゴールデンタイムズ

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless

"shh"

What do we say to Death?

Not today.

Be the person Uncle Iroh knows you can be

royalbloood:

communicates with the dead *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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Gets put into insane Asylum, kidnapped, and raped

*maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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Burn eyes off *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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has two heads and four eyebrows *maintains pristine eyebrow game 4x*

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hey-sass-butt:

Fool me once, shame on me.

hey-sass-butt:

Fool me once, shame on me.

hey-sass-butt:

Fool me twice…

hey-sass-butt:

Fool me twice…

We found love right where we are.

tastefullyoffensive:

[happletea]

tastefullyoffensive:

[happletea]