How to break up with someone
- You: Your ex is attractive.
- Partner: Which one?
- You: ME.
- You: BYEEEE
(Source: onlyscreencaps, via anotnio)
The Nightmare Before Christmas’ Sally Makeup Tutorial (x)
hiragana adventures: the difference a particle makes
こいがしたい
koi ga shitai
i want to fall in loveこいとしたい
koi to shitai
i want to do it with a carpこいのしたい
koi no shitai
the corpse of a carp
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At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
OH DEAR GOD
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Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree
nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese
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For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
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Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy
(Source: owlsduringdawn, via bonkalore)
